A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee printed with understated, dictionary-style text that nods to mythology and dry humor. The heavyweight, relaxed silhouette drapes easily—worn alone or layered under a jacket—while the muted dye and sewn-in label give it a lived-in, favorite-tee feel. The front features a small, centered block of white type; the back repeats a short line of text low on the shoulders, adding a subtle, clever detail that reveals itself up close. This shirt settles into the everyday: quiet, thoughtful, and quietly witty—meant for people who appreciate plain design with a smart edge.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort and durability
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Available S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean